Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus (reviewed in 100 words or less)

With all the quality of a budget porn flick and acting talent worthy of a junior high school production, Mega Shark versus Giant Octopus is a disaster movie in more ways than one. Despite snatching a 747 from the sky and eating an oil-rig, the bogus behemoths fail to convey any sense of danger whilst the two-bit actors can only be relieved that being eaten will prevent any further damage to their careers.